Snake Attacks Man on the Toilet

Toilet Snake Attacks: Yet another sign of the impending snakepocalypse??

According to this article on Reuters.com “Toilet Snake Attack: Urban Legend Comes True?” a Taiwanese man got bit on the penis while sitting on the toilet.

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

What the large yellow and black rat snake was doing in the toilet in the first place is a mystery, but it is clear that snakes are growing ever bolder in their war against humanity.

Just make sure you look before you sit.

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